Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
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