After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
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I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
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Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
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