: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Why on earth are you answering my texts promptly? Thought for certain you'd be caught up in some ridiculous orgy by this time.
I'm that good.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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