Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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