I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
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