if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
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