Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
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