Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
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