So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
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