ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
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We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
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Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
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