Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
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What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
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I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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