the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
These 17 Parents Decided to Cut Contact With Their Horrible Kids
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
17 People Reveal The Reasons Behind Their Foot Fetish
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.