Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
Randomize
