I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
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You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
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I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
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