he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
Randomize
