Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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