I'm sorry my penis didn't work
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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