drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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