So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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