every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
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just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
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I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
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