? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I molested 6 butterflies tonight
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
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I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
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He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
The adults are the big ones right?
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
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