is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
I love you. Go after that dick
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