We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
