One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I think im going to throw up on grandma
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
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Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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