so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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