yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
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