she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
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I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
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Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
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