i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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