Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
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Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
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They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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