That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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