Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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