Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
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shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
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Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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