If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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