I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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