So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
Randomize
