Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
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You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
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I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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