idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
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I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
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You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
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