This dress was meant to end up on your floor
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
Randomize