dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
Randomize
