you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
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