There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
I wish i was in the wii world.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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