Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
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What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
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I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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