that's an acceptable place to lick
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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