So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
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