The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
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Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
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I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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