Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
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I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
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I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
I'm experimenting with sincerity
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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