I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
barbara walters just said penis...
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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