Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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