the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
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