Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Sometimes, when I'm driving alone I talk to myself in a Russian accent so I think it's my mommy and it calms me down.
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
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I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
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So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
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