I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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