ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
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NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
Randomize