Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
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Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
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My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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