I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now
I'm so hungover and dru,k
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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