I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
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i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
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But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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