I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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